Christmas time is here
Let us drink much alcohol
Festive hangover
Poor Santa, bad diet
Too many cookies can kill
Diabetes, y'all
The eggnog is spiked
With rum and gingerbread fists
Feel drunk with power
North Pole needs health care
Rudolph has skin condition
The song's a cruel joke
The elves are happy
Toy making is steady work
Carols suck year round
I hear sleigh bells
Santa's on the roof tonight
Bear traps will stop him
No comments:
Post a Comment