Thursday, December 22, 2011

Christmas Haiku

Christmas time is here
Let us drink much alcohol
Festive hangover

Poor Santa, bad diet
Too many cookies can kill
Diabetes, y'all

The eggnog is spiked
With rum and gingerbread fists
Feel drunk with power

North Pole needs health care
Rudolph has skin condition
The song's a cruel joke

The elves are happy
Toy making is steady work
Carols suck year round

I hear sleigh bells
Santa's on the roof tonight
Bear traps will stop him

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